Monday, August 25, 2014

Styling a Red Faux Leather Skirt & Underwear Drama

I wanted panties for my Birthday....I bet you're extremely excited for learning this valuable information!
I seriously needed panties, so I told all my friends to get me the best birthday gift ever: underwear! I was eager, looking forward to all the pretty panties I would drown in. Maybe you're wondering: "But Keit! Why the hell don't you buy your own underwear?". Well... I have this rule where I don't waste money for stupid little know...the necessities like: food, toothpaste and underwear. Spending money on a machete is a rational and sane decision, but spending money on a bra? Hell no! 

So, my Birthday finally came and...I didn't receive any panties. All my friends said they couldn't find an underwear that would fit my small ass..they literally said that! I didn't know if I should feel flattered or a little concerned...but the fact is, I still don't have proper underwear. I guess what I'm trying to say is, don't rely on your friends to buy you embarrassing stuff. 

Today's outfit is another feeble attempt at grunge-wannabe. The electric yellow top, faux leather skirt and bracelets are from Frontrowshop. I've wanted a red leather skirt to add to my collection of "clothes I don't need, but want" for years. I think this is one of those wardrobe essentials you can style in any way, for any season and occasion. I seriously can't wait for Winter to arrive and wear this with a huge chunky knit, maybe freeze my ass in the process, but my ass is an enduring one (and a small one apparently), so not worrying about it that much...
The choker is a new addition to my jewelry deposits, and I'll be featuring close ups of it in my August Favorites post soon!

The length of this skirt makes me happy! ^_^ It's long enough for bike rides, and fancy enough to park the bike near a luxurious restaurant and pretend you arrived with a limousine!

I don't know why I haven't posted a lot of bloopers in the bloggy, since most of the photos we take are a failed attempt to look normal. So here's one blooper for ya!

Red leather asymmetric skirt- c/o Frontrowshop, Neon basic shirt- c/o Frontrowshop, Silver bracelets- c/o Frontrowshop, Choker- random heavy metal shop. 

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Alexbuy Gemstone necklace & Silver Cami Dress

Hi everyone! How is your week so far? The boyfriend fell from his bike and stretched his tendon, so now he's crippling like a zombie. This didn't stop me from forcing him to take my outfit photos of course, there's a special kind of hell for people like me. 
Forcing a cripple to take your photos is a whole new lever of evil, but he's been ordering me around nonstop to buy him beer, so I guess this makes us even? He's half beer half human now!

Few days ago, I was contacted by Alexbuy, to review one of their gemstone necklaces. If you don't know who they are, Alexbuy are an online store offering various merchandise, clothes and jewelry included. I received the necklace in two weeks, which is like the golden rule of ordering now, I receive everything in two weeks! The communication with customer service was painless and very enjoyable, which I deeply appreciate.
The box is what I love the most. It is a gorgeous mix of pink and red velvet, perfect for gifting to an undeserving friend, or an imaginary one, like mine!

I was wondering how to style this necklace, I wanted to keep its feminine charm, but add a little Keiti pepper to it as well, so I landed on a classy/casual ensemble consisted of a silver cami dress, a slouchy bright cardigan and the hologram biker boots. For balance, I added the mirror glasses and silver clutch. 

Gosh, I look so bored in here, why do I keep making faces like that? I swear, I wasn't bored at all, I was laughing at my crippled I said - a special...kind...of... hell...

Have you guys ever ordered anything from Alexbuy? What was your impression? 

Silver cami dress - Frontrowshop, Hologram cut out boots - Fashionthirsty, Cardigan and silver clutch - thrifted, Mirror glasses- H&M, Gemstone necklace- c/o Alexbuy.

Monday, August 18, 2014

"TOM TOP" Leather Case for Tablet Review

Hi ya'll cheerful burritos! Sorry for not commenting on your blogs in a while, but I was on a Vacation (even internet losers deserve a little time off). After a thousand mosquito bites and a cool looking boob sunburn, I'm back and ready to embrace my Wifi! So happy!

Today's post is going to be a review of TOMTOP. They contacted me with an offer to choose one of their products and share my opinion. Their website has a vast selection of electronics for mouthwatering prices. I was especially impressed by the underwater mp3 players, but I desperately needed a leather case for my tablet. My previous one got eaten by the cats and it looks like something alive that needs to be mercy killed. So I got this one. The shipping took around 12 days to Bulgaria. 

The case has a magnetic clip on the front and a magnetic stand on the back, so it can be easily placed anywhere you need it - this is especially handy if you have a beer belly like my boyfriend! I chose the model with the built-in keyboard, even though it's not Bluetooth but with a USB cable, it looked more bad ass! 

The case itself is quite sturdy, but not stiff and actually very flexible. I loved that it's so profi-looking (short for professional) and I took it for a spin at a restaurant, just so I could feel like a cliche movie character writing a novel, or poetry, or some other crap... I was actually writing a "adgjfgjskf" type of message. 

Because I'm an idiot, I ordered the wrong case for my Samsung Galaxy and I had to take an additional adapter to get the keyboard working, but this is actually good news! (Monthy Python taught me to always look on the bright side of life.) For anyone who wants to use this case, but has a different tablet model, just buy an adapter and you're set to go! 

  • Quality PU material.
  • Compact and easy to handle.
  • Fits in my bag!!!
  • Comfortable QWERTY keyboard.

  • It does have one flaw, it comes with a pen, but the pen doesn't work. I don't know if it's a problem with my case only, or a mass manufacturing issue.  

Overall, I'm very impressed by what Tom Top has to offer. I actually have my eyeball on a few other things, so I'll be visiting them frequently. Nerdy gadgets for affordable prices? Count me in! 
Have you guys ever bought anything from Top Top? What was your experience? Let me know in the comments!

Oh, and almost forgot, fashion wise, the case is a very nice addition to every outfit. I wore this for a bike ride yesterday, and it was super cold that day! So long Summer & thanks for all the tan lines, not gonna miss you at all!

Bitchy business face and all!

Ripped skinny jeans- Choies, Tablet leather case- c/o Tomtop, Choker- Random heavy metal shop, Mustard Beanie- Nowistyle, Leather jacket- Second Hand.