Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Plaid Dress + A Tiger Head Plush Backpack - Yes, this is a thing!

Anyone here watch the news lately? Dear Lordy, I smell Third World War coming! And people laughed when I stacked up on survival kits and crossbows....who's laughing now huh!!! Huuuuuh!???? Anyone wanna trade canned food for a crossbow call me!!! Or never mind, I'll just gather some cockroaches form under the sofa, Bear Grylls says these things are high on protein. I bet if you deep fry them in butter it would be like eating chips which have the capacity to stay alive even if you hit them with your Political Science textbook. I've had cockroaches survive a Game of Thrones novel, they deserve some recognition for that! If only I didn't have a violent outburst of rage every time I saw a cockroach, I'd actually admire them and give them cute names like Marshmallow and Kowalski.


Aaanywho, since this is a somewhat fashion blog I will now mention a few words about the climate! The weather here has been so warm and awesome it makes me want to puke! There is no sight of winter and even worse, no hint of Christmas :( and I'm the most stereotypical blogger when it comes to Christmas! Everything too flashy and too much is my type of Holiday, food and clothing! Speaking of......I've got a rad new item to show you, one that changed my life, the way only a fictional gorgeous male character from a computer game can! Looking at you Geralt of Rivia
I've teamed up with Banggood to bring you a backpack I've been dying to have, ever since I first saw it in a Japanese fashion magazine. Are you ready?????......Wait for it....

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Tadaaaaaaaaaaa!!!


I've named him Macaron! I've never eaten macaroons, and I hope I'll never be eaten by a tiger, so this solid logic helped me land on this particular name. Btw, what's up with girls getting all wet about macaroons? Are they really that good? Someone send me a box, so I would give my pro opinion!


Any who, what I ordered from Banggood, as you can see, is this giant tiger head backpack! Duuuuuude! It's huge, it's fluffy, it has a cute pink button nose and big round piercing eyes which creep the hell out of my boyfriend. He says it looks waaaaay too realistic, so just like the normal humans we are, we thought we'd plaster it on the wall in our apartment so it could stare at our every move. Watching porn would be a difficult task with Macaron glaring from behind your back.... See?


For anyone interested in Banggood, I first heard about them from a friend of mine (the one who says I dress ugly). He constantly orders nerd stuff from there and by nerd stuff I don't mean cute, dorky stuff like a Spider-Man mug, I mean the hardcore extreme nerd items like electronic components and the such, that would make any girl weak at the knees...............not! So, since he was extremely pleased by these guys, I thought I'd try them out too.


Banggood offer a crazy huge variety of items and at great prices too. Shipping took 14 days for Bulgaria which is quite standard and I love the quality of the backpack. I wasn't expecting the tiger's muzzle to be so detailed, cute and realistic. I was prepared for a messed up creepy face, like some sick laboratory experiment abomination. It's hard to make decent plush toys that look like real animals, I am yet to find The Penguins of Madagascar plushies which don't look like they were made from a guy who hates his job and is on LSD. 


The pattern of the fur of the tiger, the eyes and the overall colors are just gorgeous. The only negative is that you can't carry a lot of crap in the backpack, although at first glance it looks like you can store a lot in it, it's a trap! The place to store your beef jerky and lipstick is limited and feels weird and uncomfortable when you stuff in a camera for example, but other than that this is the most perfect item I've ever laid my skinny fingers on! I am bursting at the seams with joy!


I thought I'd style the tiger head plush backpack with a slight hint of Japan and the school girl uniform, so I wore my newly thrifted plaid dress and a basic white button-down under it. The plaid dress is from a second hand store near our block, and it's of rare high quality. I smell moneyz every time I wear this dress, it just feels different and more luxurious than the other crap I own. I checked the tag and it says it's from Le Chateau which sounds as fancy as something a vegan would eat, and is actually a rather pricey brand. Yay for me!



I think the size of the dress is L, or XL, so I am considering giving it to a grandpa I know who can alter it, but the boyfriend says it looks better the way it is. But I'm not convinced, what do you guys think? Huge or fitted would be better? 



In other news I got my hair dyed and cut in a fancy salon, but you can't see the difference, because life....I paid 37$ for this, which is too much, toooooooo toooo much!!!


And with this I leave you my lovely macarons! I have a lot of juicy posts coming up so see you soon and stay kewl, or at least pretend you're kewl like I do!

Plush Tiger Head Backpack - c/o Banggood, Plaid Dress - Second Hand, Button Down Shirt - Yoins.

42 comments:

  1. such a cool and quirky bagpack!

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  2. The backpack is adorable, though, I have to say, it creeps me out just a liiiiiitle bit. Hehe. Something about a beheaded lion. I dunno. Haha. Love the bright red and blue, by the way. Fantastic dress!

    - Anna

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  3. I played eye of the tiger in my head like forealz. I actually love it huge like go hard go home man. I love your plaid dress I have something similar to it ahah! Cockroaches don't deserve cute names man they are like the assholes of the insect world next to spiders.

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  4. I love your sneaky way to try macaron :p I tried them (sounds quite usual in France), but really, there is nothing to be crazy about. Thay are fancy, colorful, well done.. but aren't really good in my opinion. It makes me think of almond paste. It stay a bit on the theeth, it's not amazingly tasty, it has different textures.. meh ^^
    Woh! I expected a little tiger head as a bag... but it is so huge! That's right, its so realistic! But it's so beautiful! I would have expect a creepy plush too. Ahah, the watchover of the adult part of the internet, it can do the job :p
    I love white shirt under the dress, it's such a cool trick to put it under anything actually. I don't have one which fit under a sweater for example (it's a big too big under), and it misses me. About the size of the dress, if you have an overview of a model who wear it tight, maybe you could chose, but here I cannot say (I don't want to be responsible of a fight^^).
    Have a good evening!

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  5. I'll rather have this face on the wall than a real tiger head in the house. I realised I've not visited your blog for some time. I hope you're doing well and you're still looking just as good =)

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  6. I like the dress oversized, don't alter it. That bag is awesome, such a shame you can't cramp it with loads of stuff
    Lauren
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  7. love this look!! and these photos are so cutee :)
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  8. haha I saw a million of people wearing these backpacks in singapore last year :D they really freaked me out tbh haha. I love macarons but if you ask me, never get cheap ones from supermarkets only from good patisseries! xx

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  9. Creepeeey!
    It's the little beard!
    Love the dress and shirt. Either fitted or not are fine to me.
    $37 for a haircut and dye? That's nothing over here! We pay that just for a cut.
    Xo Jazzy Jack

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  10. Hahaha, you're back with big tiger and huge smile on your face. The first thing I mumbled to myself like any other normal and sane human being would do when I saw your first picture with pet Macaron was "Keit's too cute!!!" and I feel so bad about my own self because right now I have a nightmare for a hair and skin. Everything is in the dumps! LOL, that escalated quickly, oops. About that dress, I think your boyfriend's quite right, it has that nice non-figure-hugging fit that looks amazing on you but if you feel like you want an excuse to bug the grandpa, then take the dress with you there! Can't wait for more kewl posts from you, kewl Keit! I don't get macaroons either, I've tried them and fail to see why anyone would go mad over them. Perhaps, the ones I tasted was rubbish. Or it's just the hipster thing to do - admit you're in love with them. :p

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  11. Now I adore your bag! very cool! and I hope that there won't be a third world war!!!
    xx
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  12. That's the cutest bag on this very earth!! Omgah. And don't you look super pretty you're totally a model - loving your hair too!! I think the dress looks really cute like this, but I'm sure it'll look cute more fitted also!

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  13. Holy crap this tiger backpack is the greatest thing ever. I love that you faux mounted it on the wall because it almost looks like it belongs up there! So cool. And I really like that dress too! It looks cute now but I'd probably take it in a little bit in the hip area if it was my dress.

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  14. Nice dress!!
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  15. Amazing. That tiger backpack is both hilarious and awesome. It's so big! Haha. I really love the plaid dress, too.

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  16. That's a fab dress, Keit. Cutesy fierce backpack. That lipshade on you suits you beautifully.

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  17. Oh Keit I've missed you. Struggling so much myself and now it looks like you've not posted in a log time. I hope you are okay. That tiger backpack is amazing and so you! I agree with the boyfriend. The dress looks right as it is and would have a very different vibe if it were more fitted to you. slightly too large it looks schoolgirl, but fitted would be more bombshell. I too wondered what all the fuss was about macarons. I tried some recently and was surprised to like them though I would still rather eat cheescake or pie. I like slightly wet food I guess. Mushy before crispy. Macarons taste of almond which I do love, they are quite sweet and light and you can eat more than you should rather like a potato chip. I honestly think it's all the pretty colours they come in that make blog girls so excited. Happy New Year, Keit! xoxoxo

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  19. Well Macaroon is awesome and the dress ain't ugly at all :D !
    Macaroon cookies (or are they cookies, or cake, or what?) are a tad bit overrated IMO. They are nice to take pics of because they are small, cute and colorful but they don't taste THAT great, I mean, they are okay but not like something heavenly :D . But sure, I will eat them if there are some available :D !

    Oh, and merry 2016 Keit :)

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  20. that backpack is awesome...it looks like a hunting trophy (not to say that a hunting trophy would be awesome, they're actually kind of weird but a backpack that looks like one!!!)

    you look stunning dear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I really like that plaid dress!

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  21. WHERE HAVE YOU GONE AND PLEASE COME BACK!!!!

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  22. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU??? ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

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  23. I love your style, it's so pretty and girly! x

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  24. Such a long time ago that I've seen someone wearing a dress with jeans!
    So 90's!

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  27. I miss you so muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch. <3

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  28. THE TIGER head is everything, only you can pull this off!

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