Sweatshirt Dress with Faux Fur sleeves and Pom-pom Earrings OOTD
When it comes to pizza, I go crazy. When it comes to beer, I go crazy. When it comes to self-loathing, I go crazy. And when it comes to fur, I go crazier. Either it be faux fur or natural real fur (yes, I am one of those people, you can spray red paint and sacrifice me to the Gods), I get a sudden itch to wear it and love it, and pet it and marvel at it!
Hence, I love wearing this snugly sweatshirt dress.When I first had a look at this it raised feelings of disgust and desire to have it, at the same time. Maybe that's how Fifty Shades of Grey works?
Can't even say it suits me, since dark green never goes well with my complexion. I'm too pale and dehydrated looking to be brave enough to style dark green, but this dress has FUUUUUURU!
I really don't bother much to style it, it is statement as it is, so I think the lesser I put, the more humanoid I would look and maybe people would welcome me into their tribe.
I got the pom-pom earrings from the most cost-efficient store at the heart of Sofia where Chinese manufacturing has taken on a whole new level. It's an all you can wear buffet with winter hats dashed with sequins, leather and steel bracelets, warm cozy scarves and so many jewellery even Aliexpress would be ashamed.
On the photo below you can see Buttercup from "The Power Puff Girls" on my sleeve, who's new episodes suck badly btw, so badly, I think this new generation of ours is going to be fucked up in the head.
In regards to shoes, you know it, I was with my red ankle patent boots again. They are too comfortable to miss out on a perfectly crisp Wednesday, right after the Christmas chaos has finally ended and people start realizing they gotta charge up that Gym card hard. Cause the cellulite is staying there for good and people usually do not like bums with dimples, although I personally think it's cute, it's like it's smiling right at you!
For make up I, wore pink eyeliner on my eyes, which after seeing these photos, it's safe to say makes me look like an Ebola victim. Nevertheless it suits the boots, so 50:50. I think I should finally quit trying to pretend I know how to do make up. I swear if someone tells me "Do your eyeliner perfectly symmetrical or your Momma's gonna die" I would be like "Well, we had a good run Ma, with all the cooking and sewing my buttons".....
Is anyone here reading really good at make up? If yes, tell me the truth, it's a gift from Satan right?
Thank you for watching another episode of the deranged shopaholic.